June 2012
Watchxpajamies:
LOL
There's this whole other side to Tumblr which is... →
radmax:
nedhepburn:
And it is wonderful and you should read it.
I want everyone to stop and take a deep breath when they list the word “rape” because that’s where I lost my shit.
Its really funny that that whole post is based off CommunismKills, which is reblogged by half half the SYWH people like its gospel.
Odd.
May 2012
satanicpowerpop:
people who idolize sasha grey
satanicpowerpop:
satanicpowerpop:
the year is 2019
middle schoolers are ironically wearing vote for pedro shirts and calling themselves 2000s kids
i leave tumblr for a half hour and this happens
its crazy out here in the wild bruh
Federal Government: Bruh if you don't pay these loans back
Federal Government: Bruh we comin fo you bruh
Federal Government: I swear to god on my mama bruh
colony-of-slippermen:
does anyone else feel all dizzy and shit when there’s a crushing sense of everything they care about collapsing around them?
iraffiruse:
Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
wildflour:
abullfight:
and tonight was going so well. just hate the situation. what a drag.
I suck.
Naw bb, you rule
and tonight was going so well. just hate the situation. what a drag.
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
HOW CAN I SUPPORT MY CAMGIRL FOLLOWERS WITHOUT...
